How To Make Desifakes [COMPLETE]

Let's take a well-known dessert like "gulab jamun" and attempt to make a desifake version of it, or more specifically, a similar dessert that captures its essence but with a twist or using different ingredients. What are Gulab Jamun? Gulab jamun is a popular South Asian dessert consisting of dumplings made from milk solids that are deep-fried and then soaked in a sweet syrup flavored with rosewater and cardamom.